Dash Berlin.....Ohhhh, I thought the KarDASHians were there

So this was a long night. After adopting people who later had to be ditched due to cab regulations the three of us were later ditched ourselves, due to a misunderstanding about who the word "obnoxious" was being used in reference too, by two guys who worked at a smarties factory....twice. But pity was taken upon us by the bouncer and we actually ended up getting into the club where Dash Berlin was playing for free. Unfortunately none of us knew what the huge "DASH" sign was referencing....."you think the Kardashians are here???" But we all did walk out acknowledging that the music was amazing.

You can tell from the last picture everyone else knew the significance of who was playing....oh well:)

Everyone going to my apartment has to sign in now

Coming to my apartment? Well you have to sign in with the front desk now. I belive this started after my birthday party?

Highlight Quotes: You have a lot of hair..I can tell this because I am a doctor. I do two surgeries a month and that holds me over. Would you and your friends like to come back to my penthouse?"

Too Much Birthday Partying Part 2

Mary: "NO, were going home"

Me:: "Please, I need fries, there right down the block!!!"

Mary:"NO!!! the sun is up"

Me: "Why are you so mean to me"

Highlight Quotes: "I will take you and buy you anything you want, well go shopping, and anything you want is yours.............Um, no thank you,""4-2-0 friendly,""Mr. Coyote,""wait right here for me, I will be back in 5 min............annnnndddd well never find him again, lets go,""No, that was his name, I checked his passport,""He is miss-informing foreigners!!!! Thats not ok!!!""

Too Much Birthdaying

Probably will give it a week before returning to WIP. I crawled into my apartment.

Highlights Quotes: "I haven't worked this hard since I was a Christian,""When do you have to tell someone you have an STD? cause I'm wondering at what point in dating I need to tell them I wear hair extensions?""Please name your cats Natalie and Michael,""You need to go into his bedroom and get my phone, but you cannot wake him!!!""Mummys cant sue,"He walked me home, and gave me his coat and held my hand........wait who was he????""GET OUT!! CANT I JUST HAVE ONEMINUIT........your friend has to go now!"